Hare: Art Deco Dildo

Hash Cash: $7

On after: $3 at Art Deco's place

A good ol cunt'ry hoedown hash with Art Deco Dildo. Bring your overalls and hay bales. If you don't have a cousin to kiss, there's plenty of livestock for your wanker's needs.

Dont miss out on margarita and bourbon stop(s) to honor Cinco de Derby.