Hare: I do

Hash Cash: $7

Irish people, drinking their fill! March Madness fans, drinking their fill! Put 'em all together and you get one crunked up hash!

I Do hares another one of his "concept" hashes around his own neighborhood. Plenty of green. Plenty of basketball. Plenty of discarded hypodermic needles!

$7 affords you the honor of teaming up with your fellow wankers to root for whatever obscure university (like Notre Dame or something) you couldn't care less about!